Fantastic. I love you.
I hope you enjoy the additional ditties. Speaking of…
I’ve got one last piece of merchandise for you before I go, and I have a feeling you’ll love this:
This is my upcoming album, entitled Heartbreak Simulator. I’ve been working on it for almost 4 years and it’s finally done.
This album won’t be on streaming for a minute, but I’m making it available on preorder to you because you’re so nice.
Would you like to preorder this SIGNED CD for a mere $10? (Reg $25)
(Shipping included)