Fantastic. I love you.

I hope you enjoy the additional ditties. Speaking of…

I’ve got one last piece of merchandise for you before I go, and I have a feeling you’ll love this:

This is my upcoming album, entitled Heartbreak Simulator. I’ve been working on it for almost 4 years and it’s finally done.

This album won’t be on streaming and won’t be for sale for a few months, but I’m making it available on preorder to you because you’re so nice.

Would you like to preorder this SIGNED CD for a mere $10? (Reg $25)

(Shipping included, ships early 2025)