Fantastic. I love you.

I hope you enjoy the additional ditties. Speaking of…

I’ve got one last piece of merchandise for you before I go, and I have a feeling you’ll love this:

This is my upcoming album, entitled Heartbreak Simulator. I worked on it for almost 4 years and it’s finally done.

Would you like my newest 2025 album on a SIGNED CD for a mere $12? (Reg $25)

(Shipping included)

YES! I want this CD TOO
Nah, I'm good with the first two CDS